With New Zealand dominating England on day 3 of the 2nd Test at Old Trafford, we received this letter from one of our English readers:

Dear Slog6,

I've thought about this and I think England still do have a good chance of winning the second test against New Zealand...

Here's the plan. We go to Whitehall, have a look round the pubs, round up some civil servants with nothing to do, put them on a flight to New Zealand, then get them to stick another flag in it and claim it back for the British. If that happened, both sides could be called 'England' and then we'd win anyway!

Humphrey.